why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
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