redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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