Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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