Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
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