Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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