He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
you win again, gameday.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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