As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You're a waste of cheezeits
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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