Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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