Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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