did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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