please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i barfeds in our rink
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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