So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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