We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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