omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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