Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
