She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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