the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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