I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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