Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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