So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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