you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
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you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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