I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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