i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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