drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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