Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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