So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
