Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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