hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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