those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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