The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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