There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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