I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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