The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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