last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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