i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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