remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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