she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she peed on how many people?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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