How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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