Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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