Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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