so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My balls are so social today.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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