How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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