My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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