there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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