Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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