Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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