Non-Jews are for practice
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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