lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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