You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.