My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Green mimosas i think yes
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You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass