"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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