I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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