Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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