He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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