Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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