tell your sister to shave her snatch
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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