David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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