he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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